tastefullyoffensive:

[notdrawntoscale]
  • taco bell employee: how are you today?
  • me: crunchwrap supreme

binkshapiro:

whosromeo:

girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”

the da vinci code has been cracked

(via i-aint-bovvered)

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

(via askthefurfag)

(Source: smogoncc, via partyforted)

thefrogman:

I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.

thefrogman:

I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.

(via i-aint-bovvered)

llamallamanewt:

canyousonicme:

melodyoswinpond:

She will be amazing.

River Song’s timeline (so far), in pictures.

I’m really glad someone figured this out and put it in order. =)

(Source: icanalwaysseeyou, via doctorwho)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via i-aint-bovvered)

yanderegal:

chickensandwich:

chickensandwich:

if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel

i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst. 

don’t back out now u pussy

(Source: chickensandwich, via partyforted)

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

(via 5blackberries)

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

(via jensenspudgymidway)