vanillish:

blogging on a computer

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mobile blogging

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hotboysofficial:

when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on 

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theclearlydope:

We need to work on that poker face.
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theclearlydope:

We need to work on that poker face.

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mihrstears:

send this to your crush. Just.. just do it

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stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

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etourderie:

thefilmstage:

Watch the first trailer for the Stephen Hawking biopic The Theory of Everything with Eddie Redmayne and Felicity Jones.

What? I’m not crying.

  • tumblr: We've introduced a new feature that kills your firstborn.
  • xkit guy: welp, time to program an extension that paints lamb's blood on your sidebar
annehathawillannehathaway:

that’s what you get you dumb bitch

annehathawillannehathaway:

that’s what you get you dumb bitch

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celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

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incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

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dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

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